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*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.

kankrivantas:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

politicaleeincorrect:

thefrogman:

Photos by Barry Bland/Rex Features [website]

[h/t: magicalnaturetour]

The smile in the last picture someone send help

timelessreference:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Not a Gold Star Lesbian, because I actually like penetration. But yeah. Totally true. ahahaha

Actually the brunette sitting in the chair in the “Legalize Gay” shirt makes a good point for girls in general. Girls like consistency, don’t act like a girl’s body is your video game controller in a CoD match. Randomly hitting buttons a different speeds and intervals won’t win you CoD match nor will it win you with the ladies.

princessfuckingprivilege:

I still have trouble wrapping my head around the fact that there are people who want white people to feel accountable for slavery

I mean

You know that white people weren’t the only people to have slaves right

We weren’t even the first

And you know we didn’t all…

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

clara-thedoctorscompanion:

ghostingthespace:

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

.wait

yeah, what does tea have to do with their personality?

well if they’re mean and cruel, they probably put the milk in first.

astronomy-to-zoology:

Red-keeled Flowerpecker (Dicaeum australe)

Also known as the red-striped flowerpecker, the red-keeled flowerpecker is a species of passerine bird endemic to the Philippines. Like most flowerpeckers the red-keeled flowerpecker feeds mainly on nectar and berries (and insects) which it collects with its modified tongue tip. The Black-belted Flowerpecker (D. haematostictum) was once thought to be a subspecies of the red-keeled flowerpecker but recent data shows it as a separate species.

Phylogeny

Animalia-Chordata-Aves-Passeriformes-Dicaeidae-Dicaeum-asutrale

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daedricprincess:


meliapond:


omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit


#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

daedricprincess:

meliapond:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

actual-slut-artemis-fowl:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp


and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger>telling people to kill themselves

 

Not to mention, my ancestors didn’t even think of owning slaves. They lived out in the rural area and made moonshine. 

actual-slut-artemis-fowl:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

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and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves


 

Not to mention, my ancestors didn’t even think of owning slaves. They lived out in the rural area and made moonshine.