Cross the line if you were unstable, and he knew,...
I will never forgive you, I will hold on to it even after death.
Cross the line if you just jizzed in your pants...
This post just made me jizz.
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard! XD This!
zombieassrape: I haven’t eaten anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: More Laughs Here. I find this amusing okay. Amused.
Before 2011 is over, i want someone to go to my...
please please please please THIS PLEASE GUYS. PLEASEEEEEEEEE I am BEGGING you! Por favor!
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Fucking Hate My Sister.
t(-_-t) That emoticon goes out to you, lil sis.
what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk what mine involved: eating sleeping internet crying XD This.
My sister's a lazy shit.
So while she’s sitting on her ass, I’m cleaning the entire kitchen…and most of the mess is thanks to her friend who decided to make brownies. I ask her to help and she bitches at me. Argh.
Cross the line if you've always wanted to be the...
XD Me and Stephen we just talking about this yesterday.
Cross the Line: If you've actually found someone...
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm done!
Why do I always fuck everything up? Everything good I touch dies.
Dear sister, thanks for ruining everything. Thanks...
I just wanted my last Christmas with my family before I go off to college to be a good one, but whatever. College is only 8 months away…
my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
"You couldn't possibly get any weirder."